welcome to my website

hello, my name is hazel. i'm on neocities probably for the same reason you are.

Updates

2026-05-30: i'm nuking the whole site. yeah, basically the entire thing. we're taking out the walls and everything. its a real shame. for the guy that lives in the walls, that is.

Currently Reading

  • Beautiful and the Damned by F. Scott Fitzgerald
  • Some tea leaves that have spelled out the words 'a boring but unusual fate'. maybe it's time i wash my dishes

Currently Watching

  • IDOLiSH7

Currently Listening

  • to nothing. i've heard enough
Image of Miharu from the Witch Watch Manga. His dialog says 'There's just something about the color black and how it blocks the light. It's beautiful.

2026 Goals ☆☆

  • consume more microplastics
  • become that which i have sworn to destory
  • learn hiragana
  • walk into the desert, never to return

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WITHER ★ WEEP ★ WHINE

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About Me:

my name is hazel. i'm in my 20's.



what? did you want me to say more? i have nothing else to tell you. my secrets are my own, and also not very interesting. probably.


i can't tell you where i live, but someday i'd like to live under a rock, should the fates allow it.

i have a rare disease where if i don't see at least one (1) spider everyday i will simple perish. a video or image works too, i don't have to see an actual spider in person. frankly, it's perferable that i don't, given how some days i never go outside. you know, where the spiders are. the other day i saw a slug and it had the same effect. much to consider. image with the text 'Look, I wish I were Better At This Also' image with the text 'This user used to live on Earth, but didn't like it much, so he left. image of a goth anime boy scowling at a flip phone

i am not going to tell you where else you can find me because i do NOT want to be found.

your email will NOT find me, well or otherwise.

best way to contact me is to put a letter into your local little free library. i won't get it, but someone will. draw a spider on it for me.

this website's theme was built from Small Cypress's Praire-Style Latte

the background image is from textures.neocities.org/